The pitcher traded for 60 cases of beer

You can imagine how a baseball player, really any professional athlete — really any human being — might feel after learning they were traded for 60 cases of beer.

That they were worth the same as about 1,440 cold ones.

That their in-game talents provided as much value to an organization as a bunch of in-stadium libations fans suck down and discard game after game.

“I seem to recall that he…