I Am Newark Airport. And I’m Trying.

As one of the 25 busiest airports in the world (no big deal), I don’t have much time to read magazine articles. But when my buddy LaGuardia told me about a piece in the Atlantic which named me—Newark Airport—the worst airport in the country, I had to grab a copy from one of my world-class newsstands. And I gotta say, it kind of stung—and not just because of the unflattering photos…