The fleeting joy of fake spring in New Jersey
By: Kylie Moore | Published: 2026-03-12 19:03:43 | Source: nj1015.com
Dear Fake Spring,
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You beautiful, lying, manipulative tease.
You showed up out of nowhere like that friend who only calls when they need something, and yet… I fell for you again. I always do.
For those magical few days you gave us 70+ degrees at the shore, 80+ degrees in Vineland. Fake Spring, you gave us shorts.
Spring
Shorts!
Yet, you didn’t mean a word of…
