Murder most fowl! Now many of you won’t get either one of those. GPT2 did! What do you think…. I made a last minute switch from Kegseth to Phrump cover image based on his sign off for the first torpedo attack in 80 years.
Note the change in preferred beverages. Liquor’s Quicker but Wine is a DC thang.
DAMN the TORPEDOS! What does that really mean anyway?

Another War Crime. Self described if you can wrap your puny human head around it. War crime since we are NOT at war. Apparently,
The ship was not armed returning from a peace themed event in India. Can you imagine Mustafa and the gang finally getting to relax on deck (which was odd if the attack was at night) after that wierd parade. What if it was a trap? A Modi Trap! (they are Muslim) Hey what the Fa7k is that …garbled…

A you can see the captain’s plotted course was to take his* sweet rosewater time as things in the home country were “turning to shit”
A DISCRACE at high seas – AGAIN – Fred Phrumps dad was the original draft dodger. German you know… Trump could not remember the country in front of the Chancelor here in DC. Dimming Donald actually forgot his dad was not born there. (Bronx).

87 bodies plucked so quickly? Apparently still on board.

Banana 2 had had enough apparently. I had Thoma Homann with the periscope but it fought me. Eventually it generated this image of the Border Tsar OUTSIDE of a hanging submarine. funny right?

The first attempt. FYI, I just asked Google to render it. You have to be nice and detailed. For example I was looking for kings that raped women in the Bible. As a student I forgot all that… But I did specify KGV. You know what that is, some.
Above, Yes a German uniform I asked for, and got. Not a captain. Does it look like he is in front of a periscope? Why is he outside the sub? Why the binocular AND the nickelodeon.

Yahoo Opinion
The U.S. Navy’s attack on an Iranian frigate, the IRIS Dena, on Wednesday was the first time an American submarine has sunk an enemy ship since World War II. But the Dena may not have been armed because it was returning from an international exercise in the Indian Ocean, and the U.S. Navy likely knew it because it was taking part in the same exercise.
Both the United States and Iran were taking part in the MILAN 2026 exercise, organized by the Indian Navy, on February 15–26, with the U.S. sending a maritime patrol aircraft and Iran sending the Dena. Iranian sailors from the ship paraded on land before India’s president.
The exercise in question required ships not to carry any ammunition. Normally, the Dena carries various missiles and guns, including anti-ship missiles. Because the U.S. also took part, it would have been aware that the Dena was unarmed. Former Indian Foreign Minister Kanwal Sibal accused the attack of being “premeditated as the US was aware of the Iranian ship’s presence in the exercise.”
“The US has ignored India’s sensitivities as the ship was in these waters because of India’s invitation,” Sibal said in a post on X. The Iranian ambassador to India, Mohammad Fathali, condemned the attack and said the ship was unarmed.
“We will respond to this assassination very strongly. This ship was unarmed and in a regular maneuver at sea. I think that the United States and the Zionist regime want to disturb and destroy all the international law and international norms,” Fathali said.
At least 87 sailors were killed in the torpedo attack in international waters in the Indian Ocean, and the Sri Lankan navy responded to the Dena’s distress call and rescued 32 survivors, but 61 members of the crew are still missing. The U.S. didn’t respond to the call, and Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth crowed about the attack to reporters on Wednesday.
“An American submarine sunk an Iranian warship that thought it was safe in international waters. Instead, it was sunk by a torpedo,” Hegseth said, calling it a “quiet death.” As a result of the attack, an Iranian supply tanker that was also near Sri Lanka, the IRIS Bushehr, has taken refuge in the island country. Hafiz Rashid. Yahoo Opinion. 2 March 2026 copyriht there fella.
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I’ll take two! Is that Fred Phrump?
- How do you know it was a man? Shut up Karen.

